Filler 1

A man died, went to heaven & saw huge clocks behind him.

Man: What are all those clocks?

St. Peter: It's a lie clock, everyone on earth has it. When you lie, the clock's hands move.

Man: Whose clock is that?

St. Peter: Mother Teresa's. The hands never moved because she never told a lie.

Man: How about that one?

St. Peter: That is Lincoln's. The hands only moved twice.

Man: By the way, where is Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's clock?

St.Peter: It's in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.